1200 (literally) coffee filters later, and this is what I have. I'm STILL not done. I'm going out for more supplies this evening. I WILL be finishing this up over the weekend.
Oh, and I do just want to point something out in the picture below though. Ummmmm, look at the large ball of fluff, and then look at the width of the door it has to fit through. Yeah, that is going to be a fun little challenge. Creative....yes, logistical....not so much.